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i dont know if anyone will actually read this but its something for me to laugh at.
sam RB 822 (3:10:57 PM): OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Auto response from asheartsfade X (3:11:03 PM):
cleaning.
shower.
step up with naaaatasha. :-D :-D :-D
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sam RB 822 (3:11:10 PM): DO YOU REALIZE IM IN LOVE WITH CHANNING TATUM?!'
sam RB 822 (3:11:22 PM): HOTTEST GUY TO WALK THE EARTH
sam RB 822 (3:11:27 PM): OMG I WANT HIM
sam RB 822 (3:11:28 PM): OMG
sam RB 822 (3:11:29 PM): OMG
sam RB 822 (3:11:30 PM): OMG
sam RB 822 (3:11:31 PM): OMG
sam RB 822 (3:11:32 PM): OMG
sam RB 822 (3:11:35 PM): I LOVE HIM
asheartsfade X returned at 3:11:44 PM.
asheartsfade X (3:11:57 PM): OMG!!!!!!!!!! ME TOOOOOO!
sam RB 822 (3:12:08 PM): I KNOW!!!
sam RB 822 (3:12:12 PM): LIKE WHO DID HE GET THAT HOTT!
sam RB 822 (3:12:18 PM): I DONT EVEN KNOW
sam RB 822 (3:12:32 PM): ...brie said he looks like he has down syndrome.
sam RB 822 (3:12:35 PM): BUT DEF. NOT.
asheartsfade X (3:13:45 PM): whaaaaaat?!!? no way. he's pretty much the hottest guy evverrrr. and he has the hotest body evvvver
sam RB 822 (3:14:01 PM): OMG I KNOW!!1
sam RB 822 (3:14:13 PM): like nobody else compares!
asheartsfade X (3:14:26 PM): seriously
sam RB 822 (3:14:48 PM): damn he is fine.
asheartsfade X (3:15:22 PM): i'm gonna find him one day
asheartsfade X (3:15:41 PM): and make maddddddd love to him
asheartsfade X (3:15:45 PM): and have his babies
sam RB 822 (3:16:02 PM): your pretty much gonna have to fight me for him then.
asheartsfade X (3:16:30 PM): brrrrrrrrring it onnnnn
sam RB 822 (3:16:42 PM): i'll take you
asheartsfade X (3:16:58 PM): alright, let's go
sam RB 822 (3:17:23 PM): bring it
asheartsfade X (3:17:39 PM): but wait. you can't be mrs. paul wall AND mrs. channing tatum.
sam RB 822 (3:18:07 PM): im having an affair. but dont worry paul doesnt mind.
asheartsfade X (3:18:44 PM): oh but i think he does
sam RB 822 (3:19:03 PM): we have an open relationship
asheartsfade X (3:19:58 PM): i don't think he'd be too happy to find out your channing's baby daddy
asheartsfade X (3:20:07 PM): *momma
asheartsfade X (3:20:10 PM): not daddy.
sam RB 822 (3:20:14 PM): mommy you mean!
sam RB 822 (3:20:18 PM): hahaha
sam RB 822 (3:20:43 PM): no its cool paul's sterile.
asheartsfade X (3:21:30 PM): well, i'm not leaving channing
asheartsfade X (3:21:37 PM): so BRING IT.
sam RB 822 (3:21:45 PM): oh dotn worry its already been brought.
asheartsfade X (3:22:32 PM): psssh. he's mine
sam RB 822 (3:22:51 PM): oh hunny you ahve no idea.
asheartsfade X (3:24:09 PM): oh i do. he may have had an affair with you...but he's still mine
sam RB 822 (3:24:40 PM): thats what you think.
asheartsfade X (3:25:07 PM): PFFT. that's what i know
sam RB 822 (3:25:37 PM): well its doesnt matter cause hes gonna leave you for my anyway
asheartsfade X (3:26:05 PM): HA HA. no way.
sam RB 822 (3:26:16 PM): uh huh. just wait and see
asheartsfade X (3:26:29 PM): oh i will.
sam RB 822 (3:26:58 PM): good. and you'll see if loves me more. :-)
asheartsfade X (3:27:22 PM): which he doesn't
sam RB 822 (3:27:28 PM): he does.
asheartsfade X (3:27:47 PM): he'd never leave me..my boobs are too big for him to be without.
sam RB 822 (3:28:20 PM): your boobs may be bigger then may. no doubt. but my ass is waaay better.
asheartsfade X (3:29:19 PM): boobs are better than ass.
sam RB 822 (3:29:30 PM): no dawg.
asheartsfade X (3:29:44 PM): plus, i'll just get fat injected into my ass. that way it will be bigger.
sam RB 822 (3:30:07 PM): well maybe i'll get boob implants then mine will be 20 times bigger then yours
asheartsfade X (3:30:23 PM): TOO BAD THEY'LL BE HARD!
asheartsfade X (3:30:44 PM): and i'll come pop them.
sam RB 822 (3:31:13 PM): no. i'll get top of the line un-hard un-poppable un-sagable boobs.
asheartsfade X (3:32:03 PM): if only they made those!!!
sam RB 822 (3:32:08 PM): they do
asheartsfade X (3:32:12 PM): too bad you lose and i win.
sam RB 822 (3:32:12 PM): where have you been?!
asheartsfade X (3:32:24 PM): EVERYONE'S BOOBS POP AND SAG!
sam RB 822 (3:32:30 PM): not mine.
asheartsfade X (3:34:23 PM): fine then. i'll just have to kill you in your sleep
sam RB 822 (3:34:34 PM): if i dont kill you first
asheartsfade X (3:34:58 PM): you can try, but you won't succeed.
asheartsfade X (3:35:03 PM): i'm invincible.
sam RB 822 (3:35:20 PM): did we forget the part were im wonder woman?
asheartsfade X (3:36:09 PM): TOO BAD I'M WONDER WOMAN. I HAVE THE BOOBS. ME. NOT SAM RODBELL. AND I HAVE THE HAIR. you're....cat woman. cat woman has an ass.
sam RB 822 (3:36:42 PM): well fine im cat woman. but dont forget my cat like reflexes
asheartsfade X (3:38:00 PM): TAKE MY MAN OUT OF YOUR PROFILE.
asheartsfade X (3:38:12 PM): you're a bad wife. cheating on paul like that.
sam RB 822 (3:38:34 PM): pahlease like paul even knows where i am right now.
asheartsfade X (3:39:00 PM): he does. and he's divorcing you.
sam RB 822 (3:40:21 PM): thats fine. but he'll be back.
sam RB 822 (3:40:43 PM): once you go sam, everyone else sucks.
asheartsfade X (3:41:02 PM): pssssh
asheartsfade X (3:41:02 PM): whatev.
asheartsfade X (3:41:10 PM): channing's still mine.
sam RB 822 (3:41:27 PM): no no no. read your comments he left you a message
asheartsfade X (3:46:44 PM): well now I've left you a message.
sam RB 822 (3:49:13 PM): i've done the same for you
...then it got taken out on myspace. dont worry guys i won. :)
we seriously got into a fight about that.
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[29 Jul 2006|12:09am] |
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so you know what i find absolutely hilarious? when people say all this shit about me and they try to cover it up like they arent talking about me but the funny thing is im not stupid i know. and also i just love it when people cant say how they feel about me to my face but they will text/IM/or write about it in their livejournal. how old are you?! stop being so immature and learn how to say things to peoples faces. so i guess we're gonna be 7 year olds about this so i might as well do the same. you know who you are. and if your that sensitive to get mad at something so small and so stupid you need to learn how to get tougher skin. nothing happened nothing ever will happen and if i distinctively remember "you" said that "you" didnt mind that we hungout around other people which is excatly what happened so stop bitchin' cause i only did what you said. if you cant take it then back off. this is stupid 5th grade drama. if you honestly end a friendship over something this small then its not even worth fighting for becuase it shows how true of a friend you really are. if you honestly end a friendship over something this small then its not even worth fighting for. and you dont even know what heartbreak is like. dont get me started on best friends betraying each other been there done that sweetie and this doesnt even compare. so why dont you put your big girl panties on and get over it.
SUCK IT
p.s. deleting me as your friend on livejournal really hurts.
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[18 Jan 2006|06:49pm] |
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[30 Dec 2005|05:54pm] |
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20 memories of 2005
this is in no order.
1. court's bday party. meeting some pretty sweet people
2. FOOTBALL
3. government with MR.L the loser and nicole
4. after homecoming
5. realizing that mal, brie, kristy, and kristina are my true bestest friends.
6. ordering chinese with gabs and mals
7. swimming and becoming closer to alice, kel, jamie, ana..and mal.
8. life...with my friends.
9. hanging with my cat. :)
10. streaking and skinny dipping with mal, kel, and toni
11. coming closer to k-tizzle
12. coming closer to brie
13. summer swimming in my pool with brie and mal..with our clothes on of course.
14. getting a lead in the school play.
15. going to andrews for movies and pizza
16. getting closer to my mom
17. finding out things about me and others that i didnt know
18. meeting new people
19. FOOTBALL
20. FOOTBALL
i tags:
-alice
-someone who hasnt already done this
-someone else who hasnt already done this
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[26 Dec 2005|03:59pm] |
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so this is the first time i have ever updated twice in one day. and its something big. uh, we have to put my cat down tomorrow. hes in so much pain. you can see it in his eyes. he was my favorite cat and i had him all my life and its going to be so weird calling his name and him not coming running. this has been the worst week in my life. and no matter how excited i am for wensday nothing will take my mind off this. i love him.
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[26 Dec 2005|02:23pm] |
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im sick. not only am i sick of people i am sick of holidays and i am sick sick. i might have something with an "m" but yea i dont know cause its the worst sick ever cause all i can eat for 24 hours is vegetable broth and for you that know me you know that that is not enough.
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[23 Dec 2005|05:22pm] |
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i HATE holidays.
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[04 Nov 2005|08:26pm] |
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just so everyone knows party at my house Nov. 12th. yea i basically invited everyone. cause i dont care anymore so if you kno where i live then come! kbye.
I GET TO SEE HELLOGOODBYE IN CONCERT YEA!!! FAV. BAND EVER!
THEN YEA YEA YEA NYC TRIP WITH THE GIRLIES!!!!!!!
I OWN
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[15 Oct 2005|02:22pm] |
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this weekend rocked. myspace sucks. thats it.
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[26 Sep 2005|06:49pm] |
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sooo....varsity is gay and is like we want the lights first blah blah blah so our game is all the way in N. Carroll and for all you people who dont know where that is (like me) its 8 miles from PA!!!!! o-m-g the longest bus ride ever! yea so....omg i never told you guys about my weekend and this one was worth talking about. well its DINNA TIME so i will tell you in a minute.
ok...THURSDAY! finished ftball practice then went to the fair with mal, and brie. but of course we hung out with thott and his posse. so then...we went to my house for a sleepova! and that was that.
FRIDAY! me and brie went to the fair with SAAAARAH!! and we had loads of fun riding the TILT-A-WHIRL!!! and then they left..:( and i hung with alice grace chance and travis. and then i went and hung with john and his girl/ friend/ person whatev cheyenne. and then i came home stayed up till 3 o'clock eating pickles and warm milk. suprising really good.
SATURDAY! ana's party with sam and em vg and jess and britt and jamie and sarah and like everyone. so then me ana jess britt jamie and sam had a sleepover! woot woot! and we ate food but then! i opened up the most amazingest thing ever...THE TREDMILL!
so then me and jamie and sam walked on it and then we went all the way up to the highest level and did supa fast walking! and then me and sam put pillows at the end of the tredmill and we slide on it while it was moving and flew and whoever went to the highest speed without chickening out wins...and guess what? I WON!!! woot woot! yea yea! and then we snuck out and thats it. so ana's party was a blast-o.
SUNDAY! ryna, sweeny, sarah and winston came over and we all hung out. then sweeny left and we played football and then sarah left and we did other stuff. and then thats it. but yea this weekend rocked! cant wait till next weekend! woot wooter!
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soooo...my daddy came back!! and we almost made it on the news, and i had a great weekend with some awesome kids and i dont even need to list them or write it cuase you know who you are and what happened ;). so yea thats it....
NEXT HOME GAME! Wensday the 28th of September and we play North Carroll. so i would love for you all to come! :)
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so im sitting in the library with nicole oliva and we are getting out of ceramics cause my teacher sucks face. and i think im going to make a pot look like a blueberry but i hate life so kbye. but yea tomorrow is my game and no one is coming, my dad had to go to new orleans, i just want to cry, and i hurt my ankle and wrist at practice yesterday so as you can see my life isnt going very well but i had a BLAST at kristina's house cause i love her more than you do. ok so thats it love. l8r allig8rs.
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[24 Aug 2005|06:53pm] |
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So our first football game is September 7th at 6:30 at Frederick High. and our first home game is September 14th at 6:30 vs. South Hagerstown. and i think that all of my wonderful friends should come and support me. :)
♥
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[17 Aug 2005|08:05pm] |
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so...i really want some turkyfurky and an M&M McFlurry. man, i love those random cravings.
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[06 Aug 2005|12:05pm] |
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TONI'S MOVING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I MIGHT NOT HAVE LIME DISEASE!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
YEA I HAVE THE BEST NEWS EVER.
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[20 Jul 2005|11:02am] |
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yea so this week has been so busy that i am about to pass out.
Friday-sleepover with gabby
Saturday-then had to get up at 8 to get toni but it turns out there was an accident so we left at 1130ish instead. so then it was an hour ride to the airport with toni's mom and DAVE! yea so i slept in the car. so then we got to the airport and had to wait about another hour and a half for toni's flight cause the rain was bad and all that non-sense. and then at the airport there was this girl/boy that i couldnt decided if it was a girl or boy. so i would stare to see and then it would look over and i would look away so they def. thought i was checkin' em out...yea. anyway. so we got toni and then it was a hour drive to the middle of nowhere aka BEELSVILLE. like seriously where the hell is beelsville and who lives there?! so then we got food and toni's mom's neighbor's were having a party and they were blasting music and me and toni were like lets be cool and dance. so we dance were they could see us and they were like, "YEA!!! COME OVER AND JOIN US!" but we were like thats ok. and went inside to bug DAVE!! so then sam and em vg came over and we bugged DAVE! some more. and then DAVE! took us to get movies. it was a huge fight about what to get but since DAVE! likes me and em vg better he let us get our movie OPEN WATER...and then toni and sam were like uhhh so they got to get THEY. so then we rode in DAVE's! cop car and i had SHOTGUN!! yea, i rock. so then we went home and ate..again. and then we watched OPEN WATER...it was pretty dumb but weird at the same time...and there was this one part where he was sitting on the bed and trying to swat a fly which had NOTHING to do with anything so we laughed. and then DAVE came out of nowhere and was like, "AHH!" and sam screamed her lungs off, and me and toni jumped and emily screamed too. and then he laughed at us and went back upstairs. so then after OPEN WATER we had a food fight to see who could make the better food. not literally a food fight. so me and em vg were paired up and we went up and DAVE made us mac and cheese. and we went downstairs and sam and toni were like uhhh. so they went upstairs and they had to make there own food cause DAVE wouldnt make it cause he likes me and em vg better. so they came back and had ravioli and we were like ew. so we went up stairs and brandon called em vg so we talked to him while i made waffles for us. and then we told toni we made waffles and she was like uhh. cuase she loves them...? anyway, so then we WENT NUTS. so i showed them my awesome sword trick that i taught myself. so toni had to take a shower, and since the doors dont lock me and sam were like dude lets torment her. so we took DAVE's candy cane things, and if you read this whole thing write i love sam she is awesome in your comment, he has and we went into the bathroom and sam throw her cane over the shower and i was poking toni with mine. and we laughed really hard and then we were like IDEA! and we filled up a bucket with cold water and sam got ice and we went downstairs and we tossed the water on her and sam throw ice at her. it was sooooo HILARIOUS! so then we all calmed down and watched THEY. em vg fell asleep in it so we took popcorn cornels and throw them at her and one got stuck on her eye and we laughed really hard and took pictures. so then we focused on THEY and it was really scary. i loved it. it was really good. so then we decided to go to sleep and it was like 5...
Sunday-and then we got woken up by ms. martin at 1. and we were like ew...so then ms. vangilder came and took us to em vg's and sam and toni went to sam's cause sam had to shower so me and em vg were at her house and we go downstairs and jenn (em vg's older sister), Jon Gogniat, and Jon's older brother Chris were there. and so we all played pool and ping-pong and what not...and then we watched HIDE AND SEEK another good movie i recommend. so then at 530 sam and em vg and toni had to go to deep impact so they dropped me off at home cuase it was my grammy's birthday. so then around 930ish sam em vg and toni came back over and spent the night and we went NIGHT SWIMMING! cause we are cool.and em vg and sam were tired so they went inside to shower so then me and toni went swimming by ourselfs and then it got cold so we decided to go inside. so then i showered and then toni did. and then we went NUTS....AGAIN. first we all tried on my girdle and socks, and cletes, and half shirt for football and it was pretty funny. so then we all put on crazy outfits and turned the music up really loud and danced like there was no tomorrow. then we did crazy make-up. and then we danced crazy again..so then we ended up going to sleep at 430
Monday-then i had to get up at 7 for football..so they keep sleeping and i went to weight-lifting and thought i was going to die because i had 3 hours of sleep. so them i came home at around 1030ish and woke them all up and we got food and then went swimming till are 330. then we put clothes on and went NUTS..i have noticed this is a pretty common thing. so we turned up music really loud and screamed and danced crazy, and then we lit off some fireworks and sam got a 2nd degree burn cause she did it wrong. and then we went inside and danced to crazy music again and got food. and we acted out some songs and then we puit rascal flatts on and then sam and em vg had to leave for cheerleading practice. so me and toni hung around and then we went to the carnival with my family and there was so many hott guys we almost died. so then there was this huge misunderstanding and ms. martin got mad and blah blah blah so then me and toni hung out and talked till 1140ish when ms. martin came to pick her up. then i went to sleep.
Monday- nothing worth talking about
Tuesday- SAW WAR OF THE WORLDS.... freaking loved that movie!
Wensday- oh g-d who knows whats goin' on tonight.
well thats really long k bye.
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[14 Jul 2005|12:13pm] |
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TONI COMES UP IN 3 FUCKING DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
if you comment, i will cry.
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[16 Jun 2005|11:54am] |
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OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!! I FREAKING WON RASCAL FLATTS TICKETS FROM 98.7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!
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